Never Trust A Fart After 50 Unisex NuBlend Crewneck Sweatshirt

Wisdom comes with age.
So does danger.

The Never Trust A Fart After 50 Unisex NuBlend Crewneck Sweatshirt is public service humor wrapped in heavyweight comfort. It’s bold, stupidly honest, and hits harder the closer it gets to home. Perfect for people who’ve lived long enough to laugh at the truth — loudly.

Built from soft NuBlend® fleece, this crewneck delivers warmth without bulk and humor without mercy. Pre-shrunk, pull-resistant, and crease-proof, it survives chilly summer nights, winter layering, and repeated laughs from strangers who weren’t ready for it.

You’ve earned the joke.
Now wear the warning.

Why This Sweatshirt Gets Reactions

• Brutally honest humor with rock-level confidence

• Soft NuBlend® fleece that stays smooth and strong

• Medium-heavy warmth for year-round wear

• Clean crewneck silhouette that works anywhere

• Guaranteed to start conversations you didn’t ask for

Specifications

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric: NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece

• Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)

• Fit: regular unisex fit

• Construction Details:

  • Pull-resistant fabric

  • Quarter-turned to prevent center creasing

  • Tear-away label for comfort

• Feel: soft, warm, durable

• Season: all-year staple

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