{"product_id":"i-play-chaotic-neutral-tee","title":"I Play Chaotic Neutral Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"268\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eEnjoy unpredictably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eYou don’t fit neatly into the party’s plan. You’re not here to be the hero—or the villain. You’re the one looting mid-combat, freeing the prisoner \u003cem data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"462\"\u003ebecause you felt like it\u003c\/em\u003e, and rolling deception checks on your own party members. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eAlignment charts are a cage, man. You're a free agent. A wild spirit. The walking embodiment of \"Let's see what happens.\" You aren’t bound by good or evil—you’re bound by vibes and the contents of your backpack (which includes five crowbars and a cursed doll).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eThis shirt takes the world’s most iconic soda logo and reroutes it through a chaotic alignment lens. Crisp, bold, instantly recognizable—but now it proudly declares what your DM already knows: you’re \u003cem data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003ecompletely unhinged\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eWear it to game night and let the table know you’re not here to follow the quest path—you’re here to detour it through a haunted carnival for no reason at all. It’s a warning. It’s a flex. It’s a vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003ePrinted on classic, comfort-forward cotton. Unisex fit. No preservatives. No corn syrup. No alignments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eAdd to cart. Flip a coin. Do the opposite.\u003cbr data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003ePlay Chaotic Neutral.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"tsaurus.com","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47726007025923,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-XS-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47726007058691,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-S-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47726007091459,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-M-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47726007124227,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-L-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47726007156995,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-XL-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47726007189763,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-2XL-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":64.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47726007222531,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-3XL-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":68.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47726007255299,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-4XL-Black-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":72.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":47726007288067,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-XS-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47726007320835,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-S-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47726007353603,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-M-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47726007386371,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-L-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47726007419139,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-XL-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":61.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47726007451907,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-2XL-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":64.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47726007484675,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-TShirt-Bella-3001-3XL-Red-Mens-CF-20250607233029314","price":68.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":47726007517443,"sku":"Apparel-DTG-Tshirt-Bella-3001-4XL-Red-Unisex-CF-20250607233029314","price":72.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/1809\/2035\/files\/I_play_Chaotic_Neutral_coca-cola_parody_DnD_red_unisex_t-shirt.jpg?v=1770721879","url":"https:\/\/lizardvigilante.com\/fr-nz\/products\/i-play-chaotic-neutral-tee","provider":"Lizard Vigilante","version":"1.0","type":"link"}