Lizard Vigilante’s Phantom Wavelength Killshorts – Quick-Dry Metalhead Swimwear for Beach Brawls, Bar Fights & Brutal Sunsets

Lizard Vigilante’s Phantom Wavelength Killshorts – Quick-Dry Metalhead Swimwear for Beach Brawls, Bar Fights & Brutal Sunsets

Welcome to Vice Beach—where the surf’s hot, the riffs are heavier, and your shorts better keep up. These Phantom Wavelength Killshorts aren’t for sipping piña coladas or posing by the pool. They’re for diving into chaos, whether it's a mosh pit at the shore or a cannonball off a flaming jet ski.

Built for punks who don’t check the weather and headbangers who don’t skip leg day, these fast-dry, friction-fighting shorts grip like a backstage pass and stretch like your tolerance at a family BBQ. Slide them on, blast your favorite sludge-core playlist, and torpedo into the wave like it owes you money.

Lizard Vigilante doesn’t make beachwear. We make battle-ready body armor for sun-fried gladiators. Whether you're stage-diving into the surf or throwing high kicks at seagulls, these shorts have zero quit and zero apologies.

Born in Guangdong. Raised in chaos. This is swimwear with a criminal record.

Driven By (Autonomy, Mastery, Purpose, Relatedness):

• Your Scene, Your Rules – Rock them at the beach, gym, or anywhere that doesn't ban guitar solos.

• Built to Thrash – Precision-woven with elastic stretch tech for serious movement control.

• Purpose-Built Mayhem – Whether you're surfing or sprinting, these shorts were engineered for aggression.

• Join the Cult – You’re not buying shorts. You’re getting drafted into a sandstorm of heavy metal brotherhood.

Product Specifications:

• Product Name: Phantom Wavelength Killshorts

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante (Manufactured by NoEnName_Null)

• Origin: Mainland China (CN: Guangdong)

• Material: Premium blend of polyester and spandex

• Fabric Features: Quick-dry, 4-way elastic stretch, waterproof, highly breathable

• Closure Type: Drawstring + Elastic Waistband

• Design: All-over bold print inspired by psychedelic soundwaves and metal album covers

• Fit: Athletic cut with anti-chafe mesh lining (if applicable)

• Season: Summer

• Scene Compatibility:

  • Beach

  • Surfing

  • Gym

  • MMA warmups

  • Backyard pool fights

  • Late-night stage dives

• Features:

  • Water-repellent coating

  • Fade-resistant graphics

  • Ultra-light for combat-ready mobility

  • Side and rear zip pockets for secure stashing

  • Reinforced seams for hard wear

• Care: Machine wash cold, no bleach, hang dry