PSYCHO SUMMER 2-PIECE – Men's 3D Printed Face-Melter T-Shirt + Lightning Drying Shorts (Casual Sports Set for Pool Parties & Mosh Pits)

"YOUR OLD GYM CLOTHES JUST FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER.

This Psycho Summer Set is what happens when a tattoo parlor and a sports lab have a demon baby. The 3D printed face stares down haters while the polyester lightning-dry shorts laugh at sweat. For men who want to look like they bench press motorcycles (even if you just bench press burritos).

NO SWEAT. NO SURRENDER.

• T-shirt: Hyper-printed 3D face that distracts from your questionable life choices

• Shorts: Dries faster than your patience in traffic

• Set Bonus: +10 Charisma when holding a beer

🤘 WHY THIS SET OWNS SUMMER:

• AUTONOMY: Dress like you stole a rockstar’s laundry

• MASTERY: Polyester tech fabric – stays cool while you look hot

• PURPOSE: For beach days, gym fails, and pretending you’re in a band

• URGENCY: Stock disappearing faster than your tan lines

⚡ SPECS (FOR THE DETAIL-OBSESSED):

• Material: 100% Polyester (The NASA of sweat management)

• Fit: Athletic Casual (Hugs muscles, forgives tacos)

• Style: Sports Edge (Gym to gig in 0.5 seconds)

• Season: Summer (But your ego wears it year-round)

• Origin: Mainland China (Where badass meets budget)

• Special Feature: Quick-Dry Tech (Outsweats the competition)

• Print: 3D Expression (Changes based on your bad decisions)