{"product_id":"my-tattoos-dont-like-you-either-hoodie","title":"My Tattoos Don't Like You Either Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eMy Tattoos Don’t Like You Either – Product Review\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"112\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eFor people who speak fluent sarcasm and permanent ink.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"154\"\u003eMy Tattoos Don’t Like You Either\u003c\/strong\u003e hoodie is not here to make friends. It is here to save you from conversations you never wanted to have in the first place. This hoodie politely, but firmly, lets the world know that both you and your tattoos have already voted and the answer is no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eWe did not design this for everyone. We designed it for people with attitude, boundaries, and at least one tattoo that means something. Or nothing. Both count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"619\"\u003eWhat This Hoodie Says Without You Saying Anything\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eThis hoodie communicates confidence, edge, and a mild threat of eye contact avoidance. The bold lettering and classic tattoo inspired artwork do the talking so you do not have to. Perfect for grocery stores, family gatherings, bars, and anywhere unsolicited opinions tend to show up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"973\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"973\"\u003eSoft and warm hoodie built for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eBold graphic that pairs perfectly with tattoos and resting face\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eSaves time by ending awkward conversations early\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eWorks great whether you have tattoos or just the attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eWho This Hoodie Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003eThis hoodie is for the people who are tired of explaining themselves. If you love tattoos, hate small talk, and prefer your circle small, this hoodie understands you. If someone reads it and gets offended, that is a bonus feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eWhen To Wear It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003eRunning errands and avoiding strangers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eConcerts, bars, and late night food runs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003eFamily holidays when opinions start flying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eAnytime you feel like matching your mood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1618\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003eFinal Thoughts From Us\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1645\" data-end=\"1879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eMy Tattoos Don’t Like You Either\u003c\/strong\u003e hoodie is equal parts comfort and warning label. 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