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Vader Shreds the Galaxy – Limited Press Drop | Fifth Sun x Star Wars x Lizard Vigilante
Vader Shreds the Galaxy – Limited Press Drop | Fifth Sun x Star Wars x Lizard Vigilante
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Vader Shreds the Galaxy – Limited Press Drop | Fifth Sun x Star Wars x Lizard Vigilante
Men’s Classic Darth Vader Supreme Shredder Short Sleeve T-Shirt | Official Rebel-Crushing Cotton Edition
🛑 SOLDIERS OF STYLE: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Darth Vader didn’t ask for your opinion—he demands stage presence.
Introducing Vader Shreds the Galaxy, a short sleeve fashion riot printed straight out of the Death Star's private merch vault. This tee doesn’t beg for attention—it rips the solo, stomps the floor tom, and stares down any weak-minded fashion trend in the cantina. Think Slayer meets Sith Lord at a stadium show run by bounty hunters. It’s not just merch—it’s battle-worn concert armor for the chosen few who know style is a weapon.
Whether you're ripping power chords, arguing over who shot first, or just trying to look tougher than a Wookiee with a bar tab—this shirt handles your image like a lightsaber through butter.
🎸 T-SHIRT BACKSTORY: "THE FORCE DISTORTION PEDAL"
It’s 1977. Somewhere in the Outer Rim, a masked figure plugs a Fender into an illegal amplifier rig carved from Imperial scrap metal. He doesn’t speak. Just plays. The sound? Pure Force-choke fuzz. Crowds scream. The galaxy shudders. Mos Eisley can’t contain him. Rumors say his pick is made of kyber crystal.
You don’t wear this shirt. You channel it.
🔥 SPECIFICATIONS – BUILT FOR STAGE & STREET WARS
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Brand: FIFTH SUN (Officially Licensed)
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Design: Supreme Darth Vader Full-Chest Graphic
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Fit: Slim-fit cut, sculpted for movement—not mall mannequins
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Material: 100% Cotton (may vary with poly blend), battle-tested softness
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Print Origin: Printed in the U.S.A
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Colors: Jet Black Base, Space Ash Detailing
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Washing: Machine washable, keeps print bold after rebellion-level laundering
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Neckline: Crew Neck – timeless, no-fuss
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Sleeve: Short Sleeve – standard length, lightsaber swing-ready
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Gender: Men’s fit – but rebels of any side welcome
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Import Info: Imported, Earth-made, space-approved
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Occasion: Rock concerts, bar nights, fan conventions, band practice, midnight TIE fighter rebuilds
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Season: All-year attitude
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Certified: No high-concern chemicals, just high-concern fashion domination
