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Magnesium Oil Spray For Relaxation
Magnesium Oil Spray For Relaxation
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Magnesium Oil Spray For Relaxation
"Feeling the weight of the world crushing your soul? Is the constant hum of existence slowly driving you to the edge? Fear not, weary traveler, for salvation may lie within this bottle of Magnesium Oil Spray.
This ain't your grandma's bath salts. This is a weaponized elixir, a potion of tranquility designed to soothe the savage beast within. Simply mist yourself liberally and watch the tension melt away like a popsicle on a particularly hot day.
Experience the Thrill of Mastery: Achieve peak relaxation with unparalleled ease. Embrace Your Autonomy: Take control of your well-being and reclaim your inner peace. Discover Your Purpose: Find solace in the soothing embrace of magnesium and rediscover your inner zen. Embrace Progress: Evolve beyond the mundane with this revolutionary approach to relaxation.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling and an overwhelming desire to dance naked in the moonlight. Proceed with caution."
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Magnesium Relaxing Spray*1.
- This convenient form of magnesium provides effective stress relief and relaxation, rejuvenating the body while nourishing and promoting skin health
- Topical magnesium is effectively absorbed by the skin and can be applied directly to where it is needed most
- Better concentration and quality than other brands. Water soluble, dilute if necessary. Fragrance-free, paraben-free, phenoxyethanol-free
- Apply desired amount to targeted areas for relief and support. Just six sprays provide 100 magnesium chloride
