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Redline Riot - EVH-Inspired Stripe Chaoswear Board Shorts for Rockstar Heatwaves & Sunset Encores
Redline Riot - EVH-Inspired Stripe Chaoswear Board Shorts for Rockstar Heatwaves & Sunset Encores
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Redline Riot - EVH-Inspired Stripe Chaoswear Board Shorts for Rockstar Heatwaves & Sunset Encores
There’s no off-switch for stage-born beasts. When the amps cool and you trade leather for the tide, you throw on the Shred Circuit V1—Eddie-inspired board shorts soaked in red, black, and white V-stripe fury, forged for off-duty legends who still dress like every wave is a spotlight.
Straight outta Lizard Vigilante’s sun-scorched warehouse comes gear for those wired different. These shorts don’t “match the beach.” They scorch it. Think Tommy Vercetti gets recruited into Van Halen and never looks back. That’s the fit.
Driven by:
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Autonomy: You wear what the crowd can’t find.
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Mastery: Every stitch flexes with you—on surfboards or security barriers.
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Purpose: You aren’t off the clock. You’re off the grid—but still headlining.
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Drive to Play: Light, fast-drying, stage-to-surf mobility that turns cannonballs into curtain calls.
Shred Circuit V1 isn’t swimwear—it’s heatproof show gear. Engineered for the rockers who mosh before breakfast, party in saltwater, and play like every summer night’s the final tour stop.
Stock? Fragile. Demand? Nuclear.
If they’re sold out when you come back, blame the drummer.
📦Full Specifications:
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Product Name: Shred Circuit V1 – Eddie Stripe Chaoswear Board Shorts
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Material: 100% quick-dry breathable polyester
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Fabric Weight: 3.2 oz/yd² (110 g/m²) – ultra-light for full-range movement
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Fit: Regular fit, unrestricted motion, approved for jumping off tour buses
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Length (inches):
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S: 18.11
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M: 18.50
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L: 18.90
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XL: 19.29
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2XL: 19.69
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Waist Width (inches):
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S: 14.57
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M: 15.55
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L: 16.54
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XL: 17.52
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2XL: 18.50
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Waistband: Elastic with adjustable black drawstring for a secure fit
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Pockets: 2 deep side-seam pockets (for picks, lighters, venue wristbands, and mystery receipts)
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Design:
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Red, black, and white Frankenstrat stripe pattern
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Seam thread color auto-matches to base tone
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High-impact graphics that don’t fade
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Strong-stitch finish, riot-tested durability
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Use Case:
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Pool ragers
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Festival front rows
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Beach bonfire guitar battles
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Skatepark hangs
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Backstage cool-downs
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Care:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low
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No bleach
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Don’t iron the art—respect the riff
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