About The Lizard Vigilante Rockatorium
Welcome to LizardVigilante.com ðĶâĄïļ
We Were a Band. Then Spotify Paid Us $0.38. So We Started a Merch Empire.
Yeah, we started as a band. Loud. Broke. Glorious. Ripping through basements, blasting riffs into empty clubs, and racking up millions of plays onlineâonly to wake up and find our streaming royalties couldnât even buy us a sandwich to split with our dog.
You ever check your artist payout and see $7.12 for 1.5 million streams? We did. We laughed. We cried. We screamed into a reverb pedal. Then we got drunk. Then we got high. Then we got laid. No... well yes, but then we got smart.
Thatâs when LizardVigilante.com was bornânot out of strategy, but out of comedic spite and hardcore survival.
We sold the tires on our tour van, after we burned it, then bought a domain name. We took our homemade album art and printed it on shirts. Then we weaponized our style. Overnight, we went from playing encores for grandma to shipping hoodies. And you know what? Merch hit harder than any label ever did.
Now weâre not just a band. Weâre a digital cult with better drip than the music industry ever deserved.
Every piece we drop is loud, fast, and designed for the chaos kids, the circuit breakers, the punks who couldnât sit still in class and the artists who learned to hack life for survival. This isnât fast fashionâitâs revenge. Itâs DIY dignity. Itâs high-voltage, zero-algorithm fashion for people who make noise on purpose.
We didn't sell out. We bought in.
Welcome to Lizard Vigilanteâwhere we turned 0.003ÂĒ per stream into a full-blown streetwear riot.
ðĶ⥠Loud clothes. Low royalties. High voltage.