“Key to the Crypt” – Realistic Rock Key Hider Safe | Outdoor Garden Stone Security Cache

Hide your keys like a legend hides riffs.

This ain't just a fake rock — it’s “Key to the Crypt,” the Lizard Vigilante-approved vault for your spare keys. Whether you’re stashing a backup for the band, sneaking in after a long night, or just outsmarting porch pirates, this realistic garden stone hides your secrets with the discretion of a roadie and the toughness of a tour bus.

No one suspects a rock. Especially not this rock.

Your key. Your rules. No stage access without the pass.

📐 Full Product Specifications:

• Product Name: Rock Key Hider

• Material: Durable high-quality resin

• Size: ~8.2 x 5.8 x 4.5 cm (3.23 x 2.28 x 1.77 inches)

• Weight: ~120g

• Color: Realistic stone grey (varies slightly with lighting)

• Weather Resistance: Dustproof & water-tolerant for outdoor use

• Design: Camouflaged to blend into gardens, walkways, planters

• Security: Hidden compartment fits standard house or padlock keys

• Use Case: Spare key safe, emergency stash, lockbox alternative

• Packaging: 1x Realistic Rock Key Hider

🧨 Features:

• Hyper-realistic stone texture blends naturally into any outdoor setting

• Discreet and secure storage for spare or emergency keys

• Made of weather-resistant resin – built to withstand rain, dirt, and nosy neighbors

• Lightweight yet durable, easy to move, hard to spot

• Perfect for homeowners, travelers, Airbnb hosts, rebellious teens

• Great gift for paranoid dads, prank-loving friends, or goth gardeners