'Mind Control Experiments' Shirt

𖤐 Unisex fit

𖤐 Made of 100% cotton

𖤐 Pre-shrunk

𖤐 Premium screen-printed graphic tee

𖤐 Designed by Loudmouth Threads

I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. Well, and I can move objects with my mind. A bit of pyrokinesis if I concentrate real hard. And I can go like three minutes without blinking now but folks are less impressed by that one.