Too many wizards talk big but break the world. Power without restraint. Spells without consequences. But real mastery? Real power? That’s found in balance, and there’s only one mage who truly understands that.

Mordenkainen isn’t here for flashy fireballs and planar showboating. He’s the one standing between chaos and collapse. A scholar of equilibrium. The one who watches when gods go to war. He doesn’t crave fame. He doesn’t take sides.

This design takes the brutal elegance of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning and recharges it with arcane voltage. Chains crackle with magical force. The spellbook trembles, sealed shut by the weight of cosmic law. A tribute to one of D&D’s most powerful, least flashy, most misunderstood figures: Mordenkainen the Grey.

Wear this, and you’re not just a player—you’re a steward of the weave. You respect the arcane like it’s a storm: beautiful, dangerous, and never fully under control. The balance isn’t just Mordenkainen’s burden. Now it’s yours.

Printed on magically soft cotton. Unisex fit. Strong enough to survive planar shifts, time loops, and mosh pits in Sigil. 

Order now. Embrace control. Reject excess.
Keep the Balance—or ride the lightning.