⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5/5 – The Shirt That Says “I’ve Given Up… but in Style”

As the proud purveyors of questionable decisions and great apparel, we at Luckless Outfitters present to you: the “Stay Salty” tee — a lifestyle captured in cotton.

This shirt features a skeleton lounging on a flamingo floatie, which is basically a visual representation of how we run this business: dead inside, but still floating. The design screams “vacation mode forever,” even if your only trip this year is to the fridge.

We made it with soft, breathable fabric — perfect for beach days, lazy days, or existential-crisis days. The skeleton reminds you to chill out, because let’s be honest, things could always be deader.

Wear this to the beach, the bar, or your next family function when someone asks what you’re doing with your life. Just point to the skeleton and say, “I’m staying salty.”

In summary: it’s comfy, clever, and mildly concerning — just like our customer base.