Darn I’m Addicted Chaos Mode Meme Tee

(High-Voltage Comedy Shirt For People Who Admit Their Problems… Loudly.)

You didn’t choose addiction.
Addiction saw you, winked, and said, “Bet.”

Now everywhere you go, people watch you like you’re the main character in a GTA side mission titled “Darn I’m Addicted: The Reckoning.”
Coffee? Addicted.
Scrolling? Addicted.
Buying shirts at 3AM? Addicted.
Vibes? Off the charts.
Regrets? Not a single one.

Throw this tee on and suddenly the world understands the chaos in your soul.
Baristas nod in solidarity.
Cashiers give you the “same, bro” look.
Random bystanders laugh so hard they forget what they were doing.

It’s raw, it’s real, it’s stupidly funny — and it hits with the same attitude as a Lizard Vigilante backstage pass soaked in gasoline and sarcasm.

Put it on, walk outside, and watch your reputation skyrocket from “regular person” to “unhinged legend.”

Hit Add To Cart Before Someone Else Buys It, Wears It, And Claims Your Entire Personality.

• Material: Premium soft cotton blend for maximum comfort
• Fit: Unisex (S–XXL) — built for every flavor of chaos
• Style: Classic crewneck design with crisp meme graphic
• Durability: Breathable, long-lasting, print won’t fade from lifestyle choices
• Comfort: Lightweight and smooth for all-day everyday use
• Best For: Meme fans, humor addicts, self-own professionals
• Construction: Reinforced stitching for long-term reliability
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out
• Energy: Comedy, rock/punk attitude, GTA-level self-awareness
• Perks: Always free shipping
• Guarantee: Backed by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee