Slap the epic power of the Rising Phoenix right on the top of your melon! Transform yerself into a love bandit & fly like a damn screamin' eagle! Wear this glory crown every damn day and become a giant in a world packed full of man babies. 

• Snap Back Flat Bill Trucker Hat

• The Black-white hat is constructed of heavyweight twill. NOT foam like the other hats

• Vintage Strip Club Veteran Embroidered Patch is sewn on the front foam panel

• One size fits most y’all

• Comes with a shit ton of good ol' American Kickassery