Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker

Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker By Lizard Vigilante

You’re hovering over the buy button thinking:
“Is it really that loud? Is it worth another speaker? Is it just hype in a plastic box?”

Cool. Let’s talk about ruining every phone speaker you’ve ever heard.

The Starburst Mini Thump is for people who are done pretending a tiny tin-can Bluetooth box is “good enough.” This is Ultra Loud, Ultra Light, Ultra Fresh—our lightest, smallest model that still hits like a drunk sound system in a stolen hatchback. Only 7 pounds, easy to grab with one hand, but the second you hit play it’s all bass, bark, and bad decisions.

You’re worried it won’t be loud enough?
There’s a rear bass radiator kicking low-end like a double-kick pedal, pushing room-filling volume through a full-range driver tuned for clear mids and crisp highs.

You’re worried it’s not worth it because you “already have a speaker”?
Does your current one run TWS Wireless Pairing for true left/right stereo, Bluetooth + USB, and travel easily from dorm to garage to rooftop without sounding like a sad phone in a cup?

You’re worried you won’t use it enough?
If you host parties, pregame anywhere, skate, camp, work in a shop, game, or just like your music loud enough to feel in your teeth—you will. Your friends will “forget” theirs and start asking, “You bringing the Starburst?”

You’re not just buying a speaker. You’re buying portable show energy that follows you everywhere you go.

Always Free Shipping.

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If the Starburst Mini Thump doesn’t instantly embarrass your old speaker and make every hangout feel like a tiny venue, send it back—full refund, no soft-rock interrogation.

Specifications

• Product Name: Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker

• Tagline: Ultra Loud, Ultra Light, Ultra Fresh personal sound weapon

• Weight:

  • Approx. 7 lb – ultra light, easy to carry and move

• Form Factor:

  • Compact, portable speaker for personal use and parties

  • Small enough for tight setups, big enough to own the room

• Sound System:

  • Full-range driver for clear mids and highs

  • Rear bass radiator for punchy, deep low-end impact

  • Tuned for room-filling volume in small to medium spaces

• Loudness & Performance:

  • Engineered for high-output sound

  • Built to make playlists hit harder than phone speakers and toy boxes

• Color Options:

  • Multiple color choices to match your rig, mood, or outfit

• Pairing Tech:

  • TWS Wireless Pairing between two units

  • True stereo mode – left/right channel for wider, bigger sound

• Connectivity:

  • Bluetooth wireless audio streaming from phones, tablets, laptops

  • USB input for plug-and-play music from drives and compatible devices

• Controls:

  • Onboard buttons for power, volume, track control, pairing mode

  • LED indicators for power and Bluetooth status

• Portability:

  • Small footprint, built to travel

  • Perfect for backpacks, car trunks, carry-on chaos, and cramped spaces

• Use Cases:

  • House parties & pregame rituals

  • Dorm room chaos & shared housing sound wars

  • Garage jams & shop tunes

  • Skate park sessions & tailgates

  • Camping trips & campfires

  • Rooftop hangs & balcony shows

  • Bedroom mosh practice

  • Office mutiny background music (after hours… probably)

• Power:

  • Rechargeable or plug-in configuration (model-dependent)

  • Designed for extended listening sessions

• Design Vibe:

  • Alternative rock / metal / punk show energy

  • Clean mini-brick profile with loud, no-nonsense attitude

• Audience:

  • Metalheads, punks, skaters, gamers, DJs, playlist tyrants

  • Anyone who thinks “too loud” is a myth

  • People tired of apologizing for weak speakers

Always Free Shipping

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If the Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker doesn’t make your space sound like your own personal venue, you get your money back—no small talk, no guilt.

🔊⚡ Add To Cart Before You Talk Yourself Into “Maybe My Phone Speaker Is Fine” And Regret It At The Next Hangout. ⚡🔊