If You’re Gonna Die, Die in Style

A Nat 1? Instant death? Irrelevant.

Because you went out in a blaze of neon glory, vaporized by your own terrible luck, but damn—you looked cool doing it.

Rules? Unforgiving. Dice? Cursed. Your final moments? Cinematic.

Some adventurers die heroes. Some die fools. You died like a legend.

You rolled the dice, took the L, got obliterated, and left a skeleton so aesthetically pleasing it belongs on a vintage late-night MTV bumper.

So maybe you died. So maybe it was embarrassing.

But look—you went down in a way they’ll talk about forever. You rolled bad, but you rolled bold. And in the end, what’s cooler than that?