Gobble Gobble My Ass Turkey Riot Eco Tote
Plastic bags are for the weak.
This one shows up loud, sarcastic, and absolutely done with polite holiday nonsense. The Gobble Gobble My Ass Turkey Eco Tote carries groceries, records, books, and bad decisions like it’s tailgating outside a punk show instead of wandering a farmer’s market. Heavy organic cotton. Big attitude. Zero apologies.
The graphic does the talking before you even open your mouth. Grocery lines turn into conversations. Side-eyes turn into laughs. This tote isn’t seasonal—it’s a year-round statement piece for people who don’t tone it down just because someone said “family dinner.”
Stock moves fast. Sense of humor like this always does.
Grab it now or explain later why you missed it.
Specifications
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Material: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
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Fabric Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
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Bag Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
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Weight Capacity: up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
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Straps: dual straps, 1″ wide, 24.5″ length
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Compartment: open main compartment
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Feel: sturdy, structured, built for daily abuse
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Eco Factor: reusable, plastic-free alternative
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Production: made-to-order to reduce overproduction
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Blank Components Sourced From: Vietnam
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