🚤 "I Got a Boat, If You Got a Throat" Hoodie 🚤

For the captain who’s got sea legs, questionable morals, and an even more questionable sense of humor — this hoodie is your first mate in making waves. Whether you’re on the open water or just trolling in the comment section, the bold print guarantees you’ll get noticed (and probably judged, but hey, that’s part of the charm).

🛥 Key Features:

• Premium Material: Keeps you cozy during chilly nights on deck, at the bar, or when the Coast Guard asks too many questions.

• DTF Graphic: White ink on deep black, as subtle as a foghorn at 3 a.m.

• "Luckless" Seal of Approval: For those who believe good decisions make for boring stories.

• Conversation Starter (or Ender): Depends on your audience and their sense of humor.

Perfect for:

• Dock parties

• River runs

• Pirate-themed Tinder profiles

• Family reunions you weren’t invited to and more!

⚓ Warning: Wearing this may result in unsolicited throat jokes, marriage proposals, or being nominated as “Most Likely to Capsize a Pontoon” at your next lake trip.