Dead Languages Club Translator Pods – 138-Language AI Earbuds with GTA Attitude & 5.3 Bluetooth for Global Chaos

Dead Languages Club Translator Pods – 138-Language AI Earbuds with GTA Attitude & 5.3 Bluetooth for Global Chaos

Ever wanted to drop into Tokyo, whisper in Berlin, argue in Paris, and order tacos in Mexico City—without sounding like a tourist? Welcome to Dead Languages Club by Lizard Vigilante: AI-powered translator earbuds with the brain of a UN diplomat and the soul of a late-night GTA radio host.

These aren’t just earbuds. They’re multilingual chaos engines. Real-time two-way voice translation in 138 languages means you can flirt, hustle, negotiate, and survive anywhere on Earth without blinking. Behind-the-ear design keeps it slick and rebellious—like James Bond if he crowd-surfed a Slipknot gig.

Plug them in for crystal-clear sound, music, and calls. Pop them back in their quick-charging stealth pod between border crossings. With offline translation, image readout, audio transcription, and free chat mode, your passport might stay in your bag, but your conversations won’t.

Waterproof. Ergonomic. Aggressively useful. They don’t just help you speak—they make sure you’re heard.

Comes with charging case, cable, and a license to talk smack in 138 dialects.

Specifications:

• Brand: Yeston x Lizard Vigilante™ Covert Collection

• Model: D.L.C. Translator Pods

• Bluetooth Version: 5.3 – ultra-stable low-lag connection

• Translation Support: 138 languages in real-time, two-way

• Modes: Free Chat, Offline Translation, Audio Transcription, Image Translation

• Functions: Translation, Music Playback, Call Support

• Battery (Earbuds): 40mAh x 2

• Battery (Case): 300mAh

• Charging Time: Fast-charging enabled

• Waterproof Rating: IPX5

• Material: ABS

• Ergonomics: Behind-the-ear, fatigue-free wear

• Dimensions: 65 x 55 x 25 mm (2.56 x 2.17 x 0.98 in)

• Color: Covert Black (monitor-dependent)

• Weight: Light as guilt, strong as your opinions

• Recommended Use: Business, travel, sport, espionage, multilingual mayhem

• Package Includes:

  • 2 Translator Earbuds

  • 1 Charging Case

  • 1 USB Charging Cable

  • Multilingual audacity