Blood-Red Double Bell Mayhem Wall Phone – 2-Pack Analog Legends With Voicemail Flash

Blood-Red Double Bell Mayhem Wall Phone – 2-Pack Analog Legends With Voicemail Flash

The sirens of the city fade as you slam your door and drop your leather jacket. On the wall hangs a blood-red relic, ringing like thunder, ready to pull you out of the chaos. This isn’t just a phone; it’s the switchblade of communication—your new co-star in every gritty late-night call.

Buckle up, renegade. The Blood-Red Double Bell Mayhem Wall Phone isn’t some polite Bluetooth gadget—it’s a straight-wired lifeline forged from ABS armor. When it screams, you answer. When you answer, the room goes quiet. You’re living in a 1980s action movie and every call is a plot twist.

• Forget apps. This beast runs on raw phone line power—no charger, no excuses, always ready when the grid crashes.

• Flashing top light slams your eyeballs with “CALL NOW” panic so you never miss a deal, a lover, or a warning.

• Ringer volume slider + hearing aid-compatible handset = your grandma or your roadie can hear it over the Marshall stacks.

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Grab it now. Only a few left before this tour ends and the scalpers move in.

Specs (Bold Bullet List)

• Brand: FGHGF

• Chemicals of Concern: None

• Origin: Mainland China

• Style: Classic Wall Phone / Retro Telephone / Old-School / Antique / Analog

• Never Miss a Call: Wall-mountable or tabletop; flashing top light for incoming calls and messages

• Perfect for the Elder: Receiver volume control switch, extra-loud ringer, hearing-aid compatible handset

• Retro Mechanical Ringtone: Double-bell design with clear melodious ringtones

• Backup Emergency Telephone: Works directly off the line—no batteries or power adapter needed

• Premium Quality & Durable: Industrial-grade ABS, twice-injected large buttons, heavy cradle for high-demand environments (booths, garage, airport, hotel, school, home, office)

• Colour: Red

• Material: ABS

• Package Contents: 2 × Retro Wall Phones

• Measurement Tolerance: ±1–3 cm