🔦 Hold The Flashlight Still, Dumbass Tee

Ah yes, the unofficial rite of passage for every country kid: getting cussed out by your dad while he tries to fix the truck with zero patience and one busted socket wrench.

This shirt is a tribute to every flashlight-holding, tool-fetching, silently-suffering apprentice who’s ever heard:

"No, not there! THERE!"

Featuring vintage artwork, heavy dad-disappointment energy, and the kind of nostalgic trauma that builds character.

✔ Perfect for backyard mechanics & broken trucks
✔ Comes pre-loaded with daddy issues
✔ Pairs well with duct tape and beer
✔ 100% cotton – won’t fix your aim, but sure looks good tryin’

Wear it proud. Or hold still, dummy.