Have it your way.

You’re not the face of the party. You’re the shadow behind it. While the fighter's flexing and the bard's flirting, you're already inside the vault. But try finding a T-shirt that celebrates your particular skill set—sleight of hand, stealth, and strategic dishonesty.

A cheeky remix of the fast food crown logo you grew up with, this shirt declares what every rogue already knows: there’s a new monarch in town. He's not after the throne, just the vaults.

Throw it on and watch fellow nerds do a double take. Is that…? Oh. Oh yes it is. Suddenly you’re not just another dude in a graphic tee—you’re the Burglar King, ruler of the underground, first of his name, stealer of coin and fries.

Printed on soft cotton that won’t break stealth checks. Unisex fit. Available in every size from nimble halfling to goliath.

Order now, before it disappears into the night.