Trash Royalty: Garbage Pail Kids 3D Print Tee – Wear the Chaos

Because being too cool is overrated.

Born in the gutter, raised in the chaos—this Garbage Pail Kids 3D Print Tee is a gloriously unhinged tribute to the greatest gross-out icons of all time. Drenched in absurdity, nostalgia, and just the right amount of poor taste, this Harajuku-meets-Y2K masterpiece is here to make sure your wardrobe is as wild as your sense of humor.

Made from breathable, lightweight polyester, this short-sleeve fashion atrocity is perfect for ruining job interviews, horrifying your grandmother, and reminding the world that the 80s never really left. Whether you’re rocking it at a punk show, skatepark, or just terrorizing a mall food court, this shirt screams “I don’t follow rules, and I definitely don’t sort my recycling.”

Warning: This shirt may cause excessive side-eye, unsolicited high-fives, and instant friendships with people who still own Pogs.

Specifications

• Material: 100% polyester (built for maximum chaos)
• Fit: Unisex, because everyone deserves to look ridiculous
• Neckline: Classic O-neck—easy to pull on, even if your life’s a mess
• Print: High-definition 3D print (the filth is purely visual)
• Sleeves: Short (because long sleeves are for serious people)
• Care: Machine washable—because let’s be honest, you’re not hand-washing this
• Origin: Straight outta Mainland China, just like every bizarre thing on the internet
• Style: Casual, streetwear, nostalgic nightmare fuel