Green Flags F Forever Trucker Hat
Brought to you by Luckless Outfitters

At Luckless Outfitters, we finally made a hat for the emotionally stable, the communicative, and the ones who actually text back. The “Green Flags F Forever” Trucker cap is a shoutout to the mythical creatures who don’t ruin your life — and to everyone still holding out hope they exist.

Built on the same world-famous OTTO trucker base, this bright green beauty is as soft as a kind word and as durable as your therapist’s patience. The premium foam front holds its shape through every healthy boundary, meaningful conversation, and 10 p.m. bedtime.

This isn’t just a hat — it’s a declaration of good taste and even better decisions. Perfect for Sunday markets, sober brunches, or the kind of date that actually turns into a relationship.

Wear it proud, wear it loud, and remember:
Green flags may not be as exciting, but damn — they last longer.