THC Riff Runners – Heavy Stoner Lounge-Athletics Edition

These aren’t joggers. They’re a cannabis-fueled anthem for your legs—designed for rebels who grind riffs and roll fat ones. The THC Riff Runners bring heavy rock chaos to your comfort game with all-over weed leaf print precision and a no-filler cut that means every seam rips like a guitar solo.

Born in a smoke-filled dressing room and tested on tour buses and halfpipes, these joggers hit harder than your favorite track's drop. Whether you're couch-locked in studio-mode or lighting up your cardio routine, this is loungewear for the weed-rock elite.

Pair with a faded band tee, throw on some Vans, and get loud doing absolutely nothing—or absolutely everything. Inventory's limited—so if you're reading this, you're already behind.

Specifications:

• Material: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex – durable with just enough flex

• Fabric Weight: Medium (7.5 oz/yd² or 250 g/m²) – thick, plush, and structured

• Fit: Unisex with tailored cut & sew construction for max quality and feel

• Pockets: Double-layer side insert pockets – secure & stoner-hands approved

• Ankle Note: Tapered cuffs with snug fit – check size guide before you slide in

• Stitching: Seam thread color auto-matches to artwork

• Drawstring: White drawcord for adjustable comfort

• Label: Printed care label inside for smooth wear

• Care: Machine washable, color-safe for loud prints