Riot Rinse Hair Kit: 16oz Organic Shampoo & Conditioner Duo For Tour-Bus-Destroyed Heads

Riot Rinse Hair Kit: 16oz Organic Shampoo & Conditioner Duo For Tour-Bus-Destroyed Heads

Your hair’s been through more chaos than a Friday-night pit—cheap motel showers, gas-station “soap,” and that one festival hose behind the main stage. The Riot Rinse Hair Kit is the backstage pass your scalp’s been begging for: 16oz Organic Shampoo + 16oz Organic Conditioner, built for loud lives and late nights.

Pop the top, squeeze out a metric slickton of organic, hair-loving suds, and scrub out the sweat, smoke, and “bad decisions” from last night’s set. Then hit it with the Organic Conditioner, comb it through like you actually care about your follicular future, and rinse off a version of yourself that still looks ready for the next gig.

This isn’t a spa day. This is high-grade hair armor for drummers, frontmen, merch-table legends, crowd-surfers, office punks, and anyone who wants their hair to look clean, soft, and stage-ready, even if their life is pure distortion. Small batch, big attitude, built to live in your shower caddy next to your lyrics notebook and that razor you swear you’ll use “someday.”

Always Free Shipping — Straight From Lizard Vigilante HQ To Your Shower.

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If this kit doesn’t make your hair feel cleaner, softer, and more headbang-ready than your old drugstore goop, you get your money back. No hard feelings—just cleaner riffs.

Specifications

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Product Name: Riot Rinse Hair Kit – 16oz Organic Shampoo & 16oz Organic Conditioner

• Product Type: Hair cleaning kit / touring-grade daily hair care duo

• Includes:

  • 1 x 16oz Organic Shampoo

  • 1 x 16oz Organic Conditioner

• Hair Types: Suitable for most hair types – straight, wavy, curly, coily; color-friendly everyday use

• Shampoo Description:

  • Gentle organic liquid shampoo designed to wash out sweat, smoke, product buildup, and city grime

  • Leaves hair feeling clean, light, and ready for styling without that crunchy, stripped feeling

• Conditioner Description:

  • Organic conditioner powered by softening, smoothing ingredients to help detangle and reduce post-show chaos

  • Leaves hair feeling soft, manageable, and stage-photo-ready

• How To Use – Shampoo:

  • Pop the top

  • Dispense a metric slickton of shampoo into your palm (amount varies by hair length & thickness)

  • Lather into scalp and hair from roots to ends

  • Rinse thoroughly with warm water

• How To Use – Conditioner:

  • Pop the top

  • Dispense a metric slickton of conditioner into your palm (again: length & thickness decide the dose)

  • Work through mid-lengths and ends, combing through with fingers or wide-tooth comb

  • Let it hang out for a minute while you sing the chorus in your head

  • Rinse thoroughly

• Texture & Feel:

  • Shampoo: Smooth liquid, easy to spread, satisfying lather

  • Conditioner: Creamy glide, built for detangling without heavy residue

• Fragrance Vibe: Clean, show-ready scent designed to play nice with cologne, perfume, or body spray (not a sugar bomb)

• Use Frequency: Daily or after every gig, rehearsal, workout, or long day on the grind

• Audience: Rockers, metalheads, punks, DJs, bartenders, office renegades, and anyone whose hair works overtime

• Lifestyle Positioning: Built for tour life, city life, gym life, 9-to-5 grind and everything in between

• Packaging: 16oz bottles, shower-shelf friendly, easy-flip tops

• Safety:

  • Hign-concerned Chemical: None

  • Designed with everyday use in mind

• Best For:

  • People who need serious cleaning and softening without smelling like a hotel lobby candle

  • Anyone upgrading from random gas-station shampoo to rock-show-grade grooming

• Guarantee: Backed by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee

• Shipping: Always free shipping, no extra nonsense at checkout