Dad Went To Jail Unisex Hoodie

 CTA: Lock Down This Essential Comfort Before Visiting Hours End 

Attention! Your Coziest Accomplice Just Arrived.

You're scrolling, weighing comfort against cost, thinking: "Is this just a basic hoodie? Will it shrink or pill immediately? Does the comfort justify the crime of not buying it?" CEASE FIRE ON THE HESITATION! You absolutely need this. This is the cozy go-to hoodie you've been waiting for—it's soft, smooth, stylish, and perfect for delivering pure Lizard Vigilante comedy.

You won't regret securing this essential streetwear piece that broadcasts you. This hoodie is engineered for comfort and battle, forged from 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester. The air-jet spun yarn ensures a soft feel and reduced pilling, meaning it stays looking sharp for every stakeout. The double-lined hood and front pouch pocket are crucial gear for cooler evenings.

Your style is too important to wait. Every feature, from the quarter-turned body (to avoid that annoying crease) to the double-needle stitched collar and cuffs, ensures legendary durability.

WORRIED ABOUT THE WAIT? This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. That’s why it takes us a bit longer—because we are fighting the industry’s overproduction racket. You are making a thoughtful purchasing decision that saves the world while upping your style game.

Embrace the swagger. Your purchase is secured by the Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee, and you get Always Free Shipping.

🔨 Apparel Specifications: Lockdown Comfort 🔨

• Primary Product: Dad Went To Jail Unisex Hoodie

• Fabric Blend: 50% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, 50% Polyester.

• Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²).

• Yarn Quality: Air-Jet Spun Yarn (Soft Feel and Reduced Pilling).

• Hood Construction: Double-Lined Hood with Matching Drawcord.

• Body Design: Quarter-Turned Body (Avoids Crease Down the Middle).

• Cuffs/Waistband: 1 x 1 Athletic Rib-Knit with Spandex.

• Pockets: Front Pouch Pocket (Convenient and Functional).

• Stitching: Double-Needle Stitched Collar, Shoulders, Armholes, Cuffs, and Hem (High Durability).

• Manufacturing: Made On Demand (Reduces Overproduction).

• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador.

• Guarantee: Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee

• Shipping Cost: Always Free Shipping