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Pumpkin Carving Season - Monster Slayer Ranger Tee
Pumpkin Carving Season - Monster Slayer Ranger Tee
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Session Entry: DD-PCSMS-06
Subject Type: Harvest-Class Reframing
Filed under: Hunt / Ambush / Harvest
Not all harvests are welcome.
Most folks think of autumn as joyous. Crisp air. Dead leaves. Pumpkins on every porch.
But you know better. You’ve seen what happens on the harvest moon. When the fields start whispering and the vines begin to shift.
You’ve been tracking reports for days: travelers gone missing, claw marks in the soil, orange pulp where blood should be.
You know this kind of silence. It’s the kind that breathes.
Wearing this shirt marks you as a seasoned, seasonal specialist. The one who doesn’t flinch at rustling cornfields or odd-smelling scarecrows. You know when to draw steel. The jump scare is bait.
You came to carve.
Printed on jet-black, monster-tracking cotton. Unisex fit. Built for dusk patrols and last-minute retreats.
Claim the relic. Light your torch. Grab your hand-crossbow and sabre.
Because when the fields rise,
you don’t run. You reap.

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