🥴 “Spit Tequila in My Mouth” Trucker Hat

Subtle? Nope. Classy? Absolutely not.
But fun? Oh, this hat is the life of the party—and it's already three shots ahead of you.

Whether you're on a booze cruise, bar crawl, bachelorette bash, or just trying to make some poor choices in a small town with big energy, this foam-front masterpiece screams, “I'm here for a good time, not a lime.”

✔ One Size Fits All Mouths (consensually, please)
✔ Soft Sweatband for All That Sin-Sweat
✔ Durable Snapback – Built to Survive Spring Break
✔ Pairs well with salt, regret, and questionable decisions

Put it on. Pucker up. And pray there's a lime nearby🍋