Time Warden – Mechanical Metronome for Rebels, Piano Assassins, and Rhythm Disciples

The beat doesn’t ask. It demands.

And if your tempo is trash, your bandmates should legally be allowed to eject you mid-solo.

Enter the Time Warden—a mechanical war machine disguised as a vintage metronome, forged with metal movement guts and a pendulum that swings with the conviction of a prison sentence. Whether you're shredding classical scales, face-melting solos, or boot camp drumlines, this beast doesn’t blink, stutter, or beg for batteries.

You wind it up. You obey.
Because real musicians don’t guess—they train like they're about to be drafted into the Rhythm Corps.

This thing’s got purpose (precision), autonomy (manual forever), mastery (perfect tempo), and connection (your timing will finally make sense to the rest of the band). And that? That’s what Drive was screaming about.

So don’t show up late on the downbeat. Own it. Or be replaced by a robot that can.

FULL SPECIFICATION LIST:

• Product Name: Time Warden – Mechanical Metal Movement Metronome

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Model Number: Metal Movement

• Origin: Mainland China

• Material: High-impact composite plastic shell, precision metal movement mechanism

• Color Options: As pictured

• Sound: Loud, clear, classic tick—never digital, never annoying

• Size:

  • Small: 110 x 50.8 x 30.1 mm / 4.33 x 1.96 x 1.18 in

  • Large: 203 x 117 x 100 mm / 7.99 x 4.61 x 3.93 in

• Power Source: Wind-up mechanism – no batteries, no nonsense

• Swing Type: Precision pendulum with tempo marking scale

• Accuracy: High-stability metal movement prevents drift and drop issues

• Application: Piano, guitar, bass, violin, cello, drums, band practice, orchestral rehearsal, studio sessions, music education

• Volume: Audible but not shrill—perfect for practice without ear fatigue

• Recommended For: Beginners, pros, instructors, timing purists, angry producers

• Durability: Drop-resistant housing, precision build