Brass Bastard Shower System – Industrial-Grade Pressure Shower Set for Bathroom Combat

Listen up, trooper. This isn’t a dainty rain mist from a spa retreat. This is the Brass Bastard – forged in electroplated full-copper guts, squared off like a command post, and pressurized like a riot cannon.

Built for zero-compromise bathroom warfare, this no-nonsense shower head and faucet set was engineered to perform in hostile bathroom environments where other systems fail and rust. You don’t need fancy features. You need performance. Reliability. Brass.

When the day's work ends and you're coated in dust, sweat, and responsibility—you deserve a hydroblast that strips shame off your skeleton.

Skip the frills. This is the field-ready artillery of hygiene. Deploy with discipline.

Full Specifications:

• Product Name: Brass Bastard Pressurized Bathroom Shower Set

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante  

• Origin: Mainland China

• Certification: CE

• Material: 100% Brass (Durable & Corrosion-Resistant)

• Surface Finishing: Electroplated (Resists corrosion, provides smooth finish)

• Shower Shape: Square (Military-grade symmetry)

• Color: Industrial Gray

• Installation Method: Assembly Required (Includes necessary hardware)

• Height Adjustable: No (Fixed power position for reliable target acquisition)

• Is Smart Device: No (You’re the only smart device this setup needs)

• Usage: Home Bathroom, Gym Locker Room, Field Shower Installations

• Design Purpose: Maximum water pressure with long-term durability

• Weight Class: Heavy-duty build

• Anti-Scalding: Metal-resistance and efficient temperature control via copper core