Sorry We’re Boolin’ Riot Flag — Vintage College Chaos Edition

You’re staring at this flag thinking:

“Do I actually need this? Do I have wall space? Will my roommates roast me? Is it worth it? Should I wait to decorate? Will the RA say something? Maybe I’ll buy it later…”
Meanwhile your dorm walls are whispering, “Bro, we are EMPTY. Fix this.”

These Sorry We’re Boolin’ Riot Flags — Vintage College Chaos Edition flip the classic storefront sign into a loud, chaotic, stupidly funny piece of wall art that says exactly what you’re doing… without you having to get off the couch.

Vintage sign vibes, college delinquent energy.
Whether you’re boolin’, drinking, smoking, gaming, hiding from responsibility, ghosting your group chat, or straight-up closed for business, this flag broadcasts your status loud and clear like a GTA loading screen mixed with a dive-bar neon.

Your hesitation is predictable:
“Will it look cheap?” — Nope. High-quality print, crisp colors.
“Is it too cringe?” — Only to boring people.
“Will it fit the vibe?” — It IS the vibe.
“Should I wait?” — No. Flags sell out faster than beer at a freshman tailgate.

This is the dorm glow-up cheat code — the flag that instantly turns a blank wall into a personality.

👉 Add to Cart Before Someone Else Buys It, Hangs It Up, and Becomes The Funny One in the Friend Group Instead of You 🍻🔥🦎

SPECIFICATIONS

Product Type: Parody Vintage-Style Wall Flag
Design Theme: “Sorry We’re…” Retro Storefront Sign
Vibe: College, Party House, Dorm Chaos, Smoking/Drinking/Sesh Culture
Print Quality: High-definition, vibrant ink
Material: Lightweight polyester fabric
Mounting: Easy to hang with tacks, tape, hooks, or clips
Uses: Dorms, Party Houses, Basements, Gaming Rooms, Sesh Spots, Lounges
Season: All Season
Style: Punk / Rock / Retro / College Humor
Care: Machine washable, fade-resistant
Origin: Printed and ready for campus delivery
Size: Designed to fit standard dorm or apartment walls
Audience: Students, partygoers, sesh crews, chaotic friend groups

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👉 Buy Now Before The Whole Campus Figures Out You Have No Wall Décor 🚬🍻🔥