Stay Away I’m Taken Riot Mode Relationship Tee

Stay Away I’m Taken Riot Mode Relationship Tee

You didn’t come here to flirt.
You came here to issue a warning.

Slip this shirt on and suddenly the whole room acts right.
People back up like you just spawned into a GTA lobby with max wanted stars and a Lizard Vigilante guitar case full of explosives.

Your message is clear:
“I love my boyfriend. Try me and see what happens.”

This tee screams loyalty with the same intensity as a rock goddess guarding backstage access to her favorite band.
It’s loud.
It’s bold.
It’s funny enough to make strangers choke on their drinks — and terrifying enough to keep the weirdos two table-lengths away.

Perfect for date nights, parties, concerts, or any environment where you want to broadcast both affection and a well-aimed threat… wrapped in comedy.

Wear it proudly.
Wear it loudly.
Wear it like armor.

Smash Add To Cart Before Another Queen Snags It, Wears It Out, And Becomes The Official “Do Not Approach” Champion Before You Do.

• Material: Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Fit: Unisex (S–XXL) — looks killer on any body type
• Graphic: Crisp, bold statement print with high-impact readability
• Vibe: Funny relationship humor with rock/punk bite
• Style: Casual, streetwear, date-night-approved sass armor
• Durability: Fade-resistant inks + long-lasting construction
• Comfort: Lightweight, smooth, flexible
• Perfect For: Girlfriends, wives, couples, humor lovers, anti-flirt shield deployment
• Gifting: Birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, gag gifts
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out
• Special: Covered by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee
• Bonus: Always free shipping on every order