Minch Keto Coffee – Low-Carb Power Brew with MCTs for Energy, Focus & Fat Burn

This ain't your grandma's morning brew.

This is Minch Keto Coffee, born in a blender, raised in the flames of midnight hustles and no-carb chaos. While others sip lattes and lie to themselves, you’re ripping through spreadsheets, gym reps, riffs, and market dips with 6g of pure MCT per serving launching you into high-performance ketosis.

Crafted for those who laugh at crash diets and scoff at sugar traps, this keto-friendly, instant Brazilian roast is a savage fusion of clean caffeine, fat-fueled brainpower, and metabolism-supporting energy.

No cream. No fluff. Just raw fire in a cup.
You want control? You want focus? You want that hunger in check? Drink this. Or get passed.

☠️ This coffee doesn’t wait for you. Supplies are limited. Coffee that shreds. Order now or lose the grind.

📦 Full Product Specifications

• Brand Name: Minch

• Product Type: Keto Coffee, Instant Hot Beverage

• Coffee Origin: Brazilian Coffee Beans

• Active Ingredient: 6g MCT Oil Powder (Medium Chain Triglycerides) per serving

• Weight: 50g (Bottle)

• Shelf Life: 2 years

• Certification: CFDA

• Packaging: Bottle

• Usage Instructions: Mix 1 scoop with 8oz hot water, drink 1–3x daily as needed

• Flavor Profile: Bold, smooth, slightly creamy

• Features:

  • Natural MCTs

  • Low-Carb & Keto-Friendly

  • Supports Weight Management

  • Energy & Focus Enhancing

  • Appetite Suppression

  • Refreshing and Fast-Absorbing

  • Caffeinated (Clean Jolt, No Crash)

• Suggested For:

  • Adults 18+

  • Low-Carb / Keto Lifestyle

  • Intermittent Fasting

  • Fat-Adaptive Performance

• Warning: Not for pregnant/nursing individuals. Consult a healthcare provider before use. Do not exceed 3 servings/day. Keep out of reach of children.

🧠 4 Drives Activated Without Saying It (Lizard Vigilante Sales Engine)

• Control: Own your energy, appetite, and mental clarity—on demand.

• Mastery: Dial into peak productivity, sharpen your edge.

• Purpose: This isn’t just coffee—it’s your fuel for the grind.

• Connection: Join the underground cult of caffeine warriors who don’t negotiate with carbs.