Lizard Vigilante Colombia Roast – Limited Edition Wake-Up Weapon (Caution: May Cause Tastebud Revolt)

Lizard Vigilante Colombia Roast – Limited Edition Wake-Up Weapon (Caution: May Cause Tastebud Revolt)

It’s not just coffee. It’s a ticket to the frontline of flavor.

Meet the Lizard Vigilante Limited Edition Colombia Single Origin – a rare roast that smashes your routine and sets it on fire (gently, with cocoa and honeydew). Grown in the misty altitudes of South America and roasted in the USA with laser precision, this 12oz pack is your daily dose of high-voltage calm—light-medium roast, mellow body, crisp acidity, and notes of citrus, cooked melon, and cocoa.

This roast is made for rule breakers and rhythm makers. Whether you go pour-over, Aeropress, or outlaw drip, it brews smooth like a backstage handshake—no bitterness, just balance. Once it’s gone, it's gone—so grab it before it becomes a coffee ghost story.

Only for a limited time. One sip and your old coffee’s in therapy.

Specifications:

• Size: 12oz (340g)

• Roast Level: Light-medium roast

• Flavor Profile: Mellow and savory with crisp acidity, subtle sweetness

• Tasting Notes: Cooked honeydew, citrus, cocoa

• Growing Region: Colombia, South America

• Roasted: Freshly roasted in the USA

• Form Options: Whole bean or ground

• Recommended Brewing Methods: Pour-over, Aeropress, French press, drip, cold brew

• Origin Story: Single origin – no blends, no confusion, just clarity

• Packaging: Resealable pouch to lock in that fresh-roast rebellion