BAD DOG WARNING – No Petting Zone Tee (Call Animal Control After Dark)

BAD DOG WARNING – No Petting Zone Tee (Call Animal Control After Dark)This shirt bites.

The “Warning: Bad Dog” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee isn’t for walkers, barkers, or basic leash-lovers. This one’s for the growlers, the alley howlers, the tattooed night creatures who never needed permission to show teeth.

Pulled from the gutter-glory of GTA parking lots and Hollywood’s neon filth, this tee speaks fluent attitude. It taps into your drive for autonomy (I wear what I want), mastery (I know who I am), purpose (back off), and reward (every glance = validation)—without begging for attention.

Built for brutal venues and brawls in grocery store lines, this shirt tells people exactly what you are without making a single damn excuse. Not just merch. It’s a warning label.

Get yours now—inventory's falling faster than a bassist with an open tab.

Specifications:

• Fabric: 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton – tough, breathable, no fluff

• Weight: Medium (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) – for year-round destruction

• Fit: Classic – loose enough to swing fists, tight enough to flex

• Construction:

  • No side seams – no itches, no distractions

  • Taped shoulders – because you’ve got enough weight to carry

  • Tear-away label – rip it off like last night’s regrets

• Neckline: Crew neck – clean, classic, and always loud

• Printing Surface: Smooth, flat-knit – your statement hits sharp

• Certifications:

  • Oeko-Tex certified

  • US Cotton Trust Protocol member

• Assembled for chaos in North America with global parts