Hey there, life-of-the-party! Look, we get it—not everyone's blessed in every department, but who says you can't make a bold statement while being the center of attention? With our "Small Dick, Big Dreams" black hoodie, you're not just breaking the ice, you're smashing it to pieces! Featured in crisp white letters that contrast like your charm against your challenges, this hoodie is for the guy who's ready to laugh off the little things while tackling life's big problems. Made from the softest fabric because, let's be real, you could use some comfort in your life. So why not wear your heart (or, uh, other parts) on your sleeve—or in this case, your chest? 😂🖤

Unisex fit.

• 8 oz., 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Made with 50% sustainable and fairly grown USA cotton

• pill-resistant air jet yarn
• double-needle stitching throughout
• double-lined hood
• pouch pocket; matching draw-cord