Session Entry: DT-DVST-05
Subject Type: Paladin-Class Refreshment
Filed under: Stealth / Radiance / Obeying Thirst

Great Radiant Damage.

 You deserve to look awesome while vaporizing the wicked. But your wardrobe is all grim armor and moody fantasy tees. Where’s the drip for the divinely empowered?

Sometimes you don’t want to look like a brooding crusader. Maybe you want to roll into the temple radiating 80s soda commercial energy and righteous fury. 

This tee channels the iconic citrus fizz branding of yore and recharges it with holy power. A nostalgic wink to the golden age of TV ads.

Printed on divine-quality cotton blessed by the gods of comfort and charisma. Unisex fit. Endorsed by every Oath of the Ancients paladin with rad vibes.

Get yours now. Radiate justice. Obey your oath.