Throttle Up or Shut Up – The Ultimate Funny Biker Tee for Men Who Mean Business

Throttle Up or Shut Up – The Ultimate Funny Biker Tee for Men Who Mean Business

This ain’t your average cotton tee. This is a battle cry stitched in polyester, designed for those who roar louder than their engines and joke harder than a late-night garage crew. Whether you’re revving up the beast or dodging traffic cops with that “don’t mess” glare, this shirt drives your hunger for autonomy, mastery, purpose, and pure adrenaline—quietly powered by that internal engine from Drive.

Put it on, and suddenly you’re the lead in your own outlaw epic—equal parts mischief, metal, and swagger. It’s windproof, but it won’t stop the airflow of savage comebacks or epic tales at the next biker bar. Wear it, ride hard, and laugh louder.

Don’t wait — the road’s waiting for the one who’s smart enough to wear the shirt and ruthless enough to own the ride.

Attention all operators: this shirt isn’t just for show—it’s your daily uniform for high-stakes operation, outdoor grind, and no-bullshit attitude enforcement. Crafted from 100% polyester for superior windproof resilience and durability, it’s built to last through long rides, tough weather, and hard work shifts. Precision cut in sizes from S to 4XL with accurate length measurements to fit every professional who refuses to lose their edge.

Failure to equip this tee may result in loss of street cred, authority, and job security. Gear up or step aside.

Specifications:

• Brand Name: Lizard Vigilante

• Material: 100% Polyester

• Feature: Windproof, Durable, Breathable

• Element Type: Motorcycle Related Graphics

• Gender: Men

• Origin: Mainland China (Anhui)

• Size Chart:
   - S: Length 96 cm / 37.8 in
   - M: Length 100 cm / 39.37 in
   - L: Length 106 cm / 41.73 in
   - XL: Length 112 cm / 44.09 in
   - 2XL: Length 118 cm / 46.46 in
   - 3XL: Length 124 cm / 48.82 in
   - 4XL: Length 130 cm / 51.18 in

• Choice: Yes (Available for selection)

• High-Concerning Chemicals: None