Slap the epic power of the Rising Phoenix right on the top of your melon! Transform yerself into a love bandit & fly like a damn screamin' eagle! Wear this glory crown every damn day and become a giant in a world packed full of man babies. 

• Curved Bill trucker hats 

• Features a heavyweight Trans Am embroidered twill patch

• One size fits most y’all

• Comes standard with a false sense of well-being