🚤 “I Got a Boat If You Got a Throat” Trucker Hat

Ahoy there, captain of questionable pickup lines! Whether you’re trolling for bass or just fishing for attention, this hat does all the talking—so you don’t have to.

Crafted with premium foam, maximum sass, and just enough bad decision energy to get you invited to (or kicked off) any dock party, this hat is the ultimate accessory for your next lake day or Tinder profile pic.

✔ One Size Fits Most Throats
✔ Durable Snapback – for when you get slapped and it flies off
✔ Soft & Comfy Sweatband – absorbs regret and lake water equally well

Wear it proudly. Or shamefully. Either way, you’re making waves. 🌊