Mom Went To Jail Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

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You're eyeing this sweatshirt, thinking: "Will this fleece really be soft, or is it going to feel cheap and fall apart after two washes? Can I actually rock this for a contemporary streetwear look?" PULL THE TRIGGER! This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's the ultimate Lizard Vigilante layer, mixing maximum soft fleece comfort with unapologetic, edgy comedy.

You won't regret securing this classic silhouette. It’s engineered with a 100% cotton face for premium print clarity and a tightly knit 3-end fleece interior—guaranteed to become your favorite everyday sweater right away! This is the perfect choice for layering up or wearing on its own. Every detail, from the ribbed crew neck to the double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and hem, ensures supreme durability.

FEAR OF MISSING OUT (FOMO) IS INTENSE! Your size is at risk. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order. That means a slightly longer wait because we refuse to participate in industrial overproduction. By ordering, you are making a thoughtful purchasing decision that saves the world while upping your style game.

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🔨 Apparel Specifications: Engineered For Comfort 🔨

• Primary Product: Mom Went To Jail Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

• Exterior Fabric: 100% Cotton Face (Ideal for high-quality graphics).

• Interior Fabric: Soft Fleece Inside (65% Cotton, 35% Polyester; Charcoal Heather is 55% Cotton, 45% Polyester).

• Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²).

• Construction: Tightly Knit 3-End Fleece; Side-Seamed Construction.

• Design Details: Ribbed Crew Neck, Long Sleeve Cuffs, Flat Hem, Self-Fabric Patch on the Back.

• Durability: Double-Needle Stitched Rib Collar, Cuffs, and Hem.

• Style: Classic Sweatshirt Silhouette, Contemporary Streetwear Look.

• Manufacturing: Made On Demand (Reduces Overproduction).

• Guarantee: Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee.

• Shipping Cost: Always Free Shipping.