DRI "Drunk and High on Chaos" Tee – Limited Edition Unisex Rock T-Shirt | Pure Cotton Mayhem Gift for Metalheads & Misfits

Ever wake up half-dressed, one shoe missing, the ghost of a riff still shredding your skull—and realize you're exactly who DRI wrote songs about? Yeah, this shirt is for you.

Meet the "Drunk and High on Chaos" Tee, a D.R.I.-drenched, pit-certified slab of pure cotton made for those who don’t mosh for fun—they do it because it's religion. Designed by who-tf-knows, this shirt channels pure Hollywood punk attitude, grimy underground club vibes, and a wink from the MAYA gods of design: just modern enough to be sexy, just classic enough to feel vintage AF.

This isn't a tee. It's a badge of degeneracy, a gift for the ungovernable, and a uniform for the daily grindcore lifestyle.

It’s the kind of tee that says: “I’ll smoke your stash, wreck your couch, and still make it to the gig on time.”

Specifications:

• Material: 100% Pure Cotton Broadcloth (soft but tough like your ex)

• Sleeve Length: Short (4–16 inches)

• Sleeve Style: Regular

• Fit: Unisex, relaxed, breathable

• Collar: Classic O-Neck (chokehold not included)

• Style: Casual / Rock / Streetwear / Tour Trashcore

• Pattern Type: Screen Printed Graphic (DRI artwork + “Drunk and High on Weed”)

• Tops Type: Tees

• Hooded: No

• Applicable Scene: Daily wear, gigs, smoke breaks, questionable late-night decisions

• Applicable Season: All four, especially festival season

• Place of Origin: Mainstage of Chaos, a.k.a. Mainland China

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante