We knew we had a winner the moment someone in our office said, “Can we legally print that?” The Don’t Be a [Rooster + Lollipop] hoodie started as a doodle and quickly became our unofficial attitude uniform. It’s the perfect blend of cozy comfort and unapologetic sarcasm — basically, a wearable public service announcement for when you’ve run out of patience but still want to stay warm.

Made with premium fleece and bold red graphics, this hoodie does all the talking so you don’t have to. Perfect for gym days, chill days, or those “I can’t believe I have to deal with this” kind of days.

Our customers say it gets laughs, double-takes, and the occasional high-five from strangers — which we consider a solid day’s work.

— Luckless Clothing: keeping it comfy, cocky, and just a little bit inappropriate since forever.