For the emotionally unavailable — and proud of it.

Keep your drink cold while you keep your distance. This koozie is made for professional ghosters, commitment-phobes, and anyone who’s mastered the art of leaving people on read. Featuring a happy little ghost and a nod to dear ol’ dad, it’s equal parts funny, relatable, and painfully accurate.

• Fits standard cans, perfect for sipping while you disappear mid-conversation

• Premium neoprene keeps your drink icy and your excuses cool

• Durable print that won’t fade — unlike your interest in texting back

🕳️ Ghosting: it’s not a phase, it’s a family trait.