Thinning Hair Riot Kit: Tea Tree Scalp Assault For Follicles On The Edge

Thinning Hair Riot Kit: Tea Tree Scalp Assault For Follicles On The Edge

Your hairline’s been catching strays from stress, bad sleep, garbage products, and a family tree with a dark sense of humor. The Thinning Hair Riot Kit isn’t here to whisper affirmations—it’s here to make your scalp care routine hit like a headlining act. You get 4oz Organic Beard Wash, 4oz Oil Based Pomade, and 1oz Organic Beard Oil, all tuned for tingly tea tree + peppermint warfare on tired follicles and cranky skin.

You drench the battlefield with the Organic Beard Wash, that thin, watery, zero-filler liquid rocket that shoots straight to your pores. The peppermint and tea tree mix wakes your scalp up with a cold, buzzing rush while the raw ingredients get to work fast. Out of the shower, you hit your thinning zones with Organic Beard Oil, feeding them a signature oil blend of tea tree, argan, and jojoba like you’re topping off a race car, not a commuter hatchback.

Then comes the armor: a small hit of Organic Oil Based Pomade over your thinning zones. Beeswax throws down a protective coat while the same signature oils keep your scalp feeling protected and looked after all day. No miracle promises—genetics still call a lot of shots—but this kit makes sure your routine, your scalp, and your product game aren’t the weak link anymore. The villains are already panic-buying it for their top shelves and tour bags; “I’ll grab it later” is exactly how hairlines vanish quietly.

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Specifications

• Kit Name: Thinning Hair Riot Kit

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Kit Type: Thinning hair support and scalp-care grooming kit

• Total Products: 3

• Included Products:

  • 4oz Organic Beard Wash

  • 4oz Oil Based Pomade

  • 1oz Organic Beard Oil

• Core Goal (Cosmetic Context):

  • Support healthier-looking hair and scalp

  • Help your thinning areas feel clean, nourished, and protected

  • Give your routine a focused tea tree and peppermint scalp attack vibe

• Routine Frequency:

  • Recommended use: 2–3 times per week

  • Adjust more or less based on skin type, schedule, and how your scalp feels

4oz Organic Beard Wash (Used As Scalp Wash)

• Purpose:

  • Cleanse thinning zones and scalp with a fast-absorbing, watery, no-filler wash

  • Deliver tea tree and peppermint to hair follicles quickly

• Key Features:

  • Watery consistency by design:

    • No fillers or emulsifiers

    • Meant to reach pores and follicles fast

  • Contains pure Tea Tree and Peppermint oils

  • May create a tingling or cold sensation on the scalp

• How To Use:

  • Shake bottle well before use (raw ingredients can separate)

  • In the shower, wet hair and thinning areas with warm water

  • Pour a small amount of wash into your palm

  • Massage into thinning zones and scalp until lightly lathered

  • Rinse thoroughly

1oz Organic Beard Oil (Used On Thinning Areas)

• Purpose:

  • Nourish hair follicles and surrounding skin

  • Support a healthier-feeling scalp environment after washing

• Key Oil Blend:

  • Tea Tree

  • Argan

  • Jojoba

• How To Use:

  • After showering and towel-drying hair, use dropper to dispense a few drops directly onto thinning zones

  • Gently rub into scalp with fingertips

  • Use just enough to lightly coat the area—no need to flood your head

4oz Organic Oil Based Pomade

• Purpose:

  • Style hair while forming a beeswax-powered protective coat over thinning areas

  • Add classic control and texture with built-in scalp support from the signature oil blend

• Key Features:

  • Contains beeswax to help create a protective layer

  • Includes the same signature tea tree, argan, and jojoba blend

  • Offers flexible styling with different holds based on application

• Hold Levels:

  • Applied to dry hair: stronger hold, more structure

  • Applied to damp hair: medium hold, smoother finish

• How To Use:

  • Scoop out a small amount of pomade

  • Rub between palms until it melts and spreads easily

  • Apply to thinning zones and surrounding hair, working through from roots outward

  • Style with comb or fingers

Lifestyle & Reality Check:

• Hair Growth & Loss Factors:

  • Hair growth and hair loss are largely genetic

  • Other major influences:

    • Water intake

    • Movement and training routine

    • Daily stress load

    • Diet and nutrition

    • Products used on hair and body

  • This kit is designed to support your routine from the grooming side—not a medical treatment and not a magic cure.

• Target Users:

  • Early-thinning legends, high-hairline antiheroes, frontmen, bartenders, office villains, lifters, skaters, anyone who wants their thinning zones looked after, not ignored

• Positioning:

  • Built for rock, metal, punk, hardcore, alt, combat sports, gym life, and anyone with a loud schedule and a smart mirror

• Guarantee:

  • Backed by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee

• Shipping:

  • Always free shipping, no surprise hit at checkout