Session Entry: DD-SRNW-04
Subject Type: Death-Class Cleric
Filed under: Death / Tyranny / Restlessness

No rest for the dead.

You thought death was the end.
A clean fade to black. A quiet plot with your name on it. Finally catching up on your sleep.
But someone else had plans for your corpse.

The Death Cleric doesn't revere your life. You’re not a casualty. You’re inventory.

This tee captures the moment after the ritual is complete: a tyrannical Death Cleric, standing tall in the crypts, flanked by two freshly raised minions- now loyal.
Above and below, in cursed-gold text:
YOUR FUNERAL HAS BEEN CANCELED.
Not a joke. Not a mercy.
A tyrannical decree.

Wearing this doesn’t just say you play a Death Cleric. It says you don’t let the dead stay dead.

You don’t mourn. You recruit.

You’re not kneeling in prayer. You’re checking the bodies that hit the floor. Because you need reinforcements.

Printed on grave-black cotton. Unisex fit. Blessed (cursed?) for extended undead use.

Claim the relic. Cancel the eulogy.
The dead don’t get days off.
Not while you still have work to do.