Goin’ Fishin’ Or Dodgin’ Responsibility T-Shirt

The plan was simple.
Disappear.
Grab a rod.
Ignore the noise.

The Goin’ Fishin’ Or Dodgin’ Responsibility T-Shirt is for the kind of person who mentally clocks out long before the world catches up. It’s funny, blunt, and just irresponsible enough to earn laughs from strangers and knowing nods from friends.

Made from thick, soft cotton with a relaxed tubular fit, this tee doesn’t cling, doesn’t judge, and never asks follow-up questions. Whether you’re actually fishing, pretending to fish, or just fishing for peace and quiet, this shirt tells everyone you’re unavailable.

You won’t wear it once.
You’ll reach for it again and again.

Why It Hits

• Gets laughs without trying too hard

• Comfortable enough for all-day wear

• Relaxed fit that works at shows, bars, docks, garages, and bad decisions

• Funny, wearable, and repeat-worthy

Specifications

• Material:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Other heather colors: 35% cotton / 65% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)

• Fit: relaxed tubular construction

• Pre-shrunk: yes

• Construction:

  • shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • double-stitched sleeves

  • double-stitched bottom hem

• Feel: thick, soft, broken-in comfort

• Production: made to order to reduce overproduction

• Blank product sourced from: Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

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