“Blacktop Bastard” Cowhide Leather Men’s Shoes – Rockstar Casual Flats for the Boardroom and the Mosh Pit

🚫YOU’RE OUT OF EXCUSES — GET IN THE PIT IN STYLE🚫

You’re not the kind of guy who follows traffic laws—or fashion trends. You need kicks that go from corporate chaos to roadside chaos without missing a beat. The Blacktop Bastard isn’t just a shoe—it’s an underground passport. Polished cowhide up top, anti-slip grip below, and enough breathability to outlast your third encore or your third Zoom call.

Made for the guy who still listens to metal CDs, ignores dress codes, and thinks neckties are for strangling the system. Whether you're closing deals or doors on your past life, these shoes scream “I don’t do soft—except my soles.”

Because when the world says “Dress up,” you say, “Dress loud.”

Add to Cart or go barefoot like a poser. Your call.

🔥 SPECIFICATIONS:

• Brand: YUYAN HAPPY HOUR

• Product Type: Men’s Cowhide Leather Casual Flats

• Closure: Lace-up

• Upper Material: Genuine Leather (Cowhide)

• Lining Material: Genuine Leather (Cowhide)

• Insole Material: Rubber

• Outsole Material: Rubber

• Fit: True to size

• Pattern: Solid Black

• Style: Business-Casual with Rock 'n' Roll Grit

• Fashion Element: Industrial Stitching

• Occasion: Office, Street, Rehearsals, Rebellion

• Features: Breathable, Soft, Comfortable, Durable, Sweat-wicking

• Season: Spring, Autumn

• Design Origin: Mainland China